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Ohh!

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- Hvala.
- Hvala.

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Nećeš moći
to mnogo duže.

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Koji dio?

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Baci me okolo
kao džak rotkvica.

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Da, hoću.

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Ti si seksipilnija trudna
nego nisi trudna,

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i to mi daje
super snaga.

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jebaću te

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a onda te povratiti
na vrhu frižidera.

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Šta ću tamo gore?

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Nije me briga.

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Znaš
kako smo razgovarali

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o radu
stvar kumova?

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Pričali ste o tome

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jer želiš da pitaš
onaj irski pisac

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koje jedva znate.

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Ja ga jedva poznajem.

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Znam ga.

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Išla sam na isto
škola kao on.

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I samo mislim
bilo bi sjajno

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da naše dijete ima nekoga

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tog kulturnog
značaj u njegovom životu.

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U tvom životu.

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U svakom slučaju, jeste
krstiti dete

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ako ti
želim da imam kumove,

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pa mislim da to treba da uradimo.

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Kad bih te mislio na pola puta
vjerovao u bilo koje od tih sranja,

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Ja bih to krstio
tri puta, ali ne.

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Ne možemo se ne krstiti
beba, Rob.

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Zašto? To je sranje.

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Znate da su kumovi
treba da se odreknem đavola?

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Pa šta?

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Koliko je to čudno?

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Gomila odraslih
stajanje oko bebe,

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pretvarajući se da vjerujem
u đavolu

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da bi ga se mogli odreći.

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Beba neće znati.

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Da, ali znaćemo.

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- Nije nas briga.
- Stalo mi je.

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Pa, zašto jednostavno ne bismo
imate ceremoniju imenovanja?

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Jer to je sranje

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California joga retreat
gomilu sranja,

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i moji roditelji
bi me ubio.

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Najbolji scenario

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da li pitamo vašeg Patricka O'Heaneyja
da budem kum

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i on je kao "U redu", i onda
mijenja broj telefona

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i piše pesmu
o tome kakvi smo mi seronje.

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Ohh. Ne znam.

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Samo mislim da ima prednosti

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samo u podizanju svog deteta
pomalo religiozno.

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Kao, Bog je najbolji
prijatelj lenjog roditelja.

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Zašto je sunce žuto?

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Jer božiji miljenik
boja je žuta.

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Sada idi gore da mogu
daj tati poseban zagrljaj

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i učiniti te mlađom sestrom.

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dobro, dobro,
to ima smisla.

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Mislim, sve
vraća se ljubavi.

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Jeste li nervozni zbog toga
sastati se sutra sa roditeljima?

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Da, ali izvodljivo.

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ti?

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Ne znam.

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Moj tata je prilično težak
razgovarati sa.

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On je kao komad granita
sa gustim obrvama.

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Šta je sa tvojom mamom?

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Ona je magična.

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Više će ti se svidjeti
nego ti se sviđam.

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Odlično.

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Kako je ona
u odjeljenju za grudi?

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Pa, ona ima samo jednu

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od njene mastektomije
prije par godina,

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ali je prilično velika.

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Oh.

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U redu.

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Užasan let.

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Turbulencija.

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Oh.

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- Jebeni Ryanair.
- Des.

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Posjeli su me pored jednog Turčina.

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Turčin šta?

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Turčin.

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U redu.

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Iz Turske.

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Dobro, tačno.

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Samo da proverim čaj.

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Ne postaje bolje
nego ovo, zar ne?

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- Stan tvog brata?
- Oh, da, divno je.

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Udvostručio je svoj novac
na ovom mestu.

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Nije se udvostručio
njegov novac, tata.

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Novac se sam udvostručio.

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znaš,
samo je sjedio tamo.

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Otići ću i pomoći s čajem.

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kuda ideš?

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- Volim Irsku.
- Ti si Amerikanac.

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Žao mi je.

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Samo sam rekao
Volim Irsku.

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Jeste li bili?

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Želim to.

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Ugh.

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Šta su radili
otkad su stigli?

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Šta su radili?
Video si to.

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Uzgajanje gljiva iz njih
seronje na mom kauču.

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Rekao sam im da idem
u kancelariju ranije,

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i sakrio sam se
u spavaćoj sobi za devojke

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samo da sam mogao
malo jebenog mira.

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Morao sam da pišam
u šoljicu.

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Mogu li im reći?
Ovo traje predugo.

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Ne. Ti si posmatrač
danas, ok? Kao UN.

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kažeš slog,
i odseći ću ti ruke.

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Šta god da se desilo
tom Owenu?

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Bio je tu neko vrijeme.

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preselio se u Afriku,
zar ne, Sha?

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Hmm? Da. Da.
Morao je otići u Afriku.

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Bio je dobar čovjek.

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Pa, neću bježati
u Afriku uskoro.

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Ne znam ni gdje je.

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Dakle, uh, mama, tata,

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imamo nešto
željeli bismo vam reći--

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pričati o tome.

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Mislim da su lijepe vijesti
će te usrećiti,

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a to je...

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venčavamo se.

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Čestitam.

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- Hvala, mama.
- Mislio sam da jesi
će nam reći

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bila si trudna
tamo na minut.

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I trudna sam.
To je također dio ovoga.

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Tvoj tata će se zagrijati.

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Mislim, Fergal i ja
su praktično--

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Ne bih još rekao braćo

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ali možda kao rođaci
koji su takođe dobri prijatelji.

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Zaista smo se zbližili
kada je pošao sa mnom

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da odaberem prsten.

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I oboje smo se smejali kada
tvoj tata je prdnuo na TV

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kada je Totenhem
postigao taj gol.

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Svi su se smijali tome.

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Da, ali mislim Fergal
a meni najteže.

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Hej, zašto ne pitamo
Fergal da bude kum?

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On tehnički nije punoljetan
u očima Crkve.

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sta?

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Propustio je svoju potvrdu
jer je imao boginje,

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a onda je odbio
da to uradi sledeće godine

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jer je imao nagli rast
i brkove do tada.

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Takođe, jebi ga.
Ne želim da to uradi.

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Tvoja mama me je satjerala
u jednom trenutku

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i pitao me
gde idem na misu.

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šta si rekao?

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Saint Mary's.

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kako se osjećamo?

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Dobro, valjda.
Nije strašno.

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Mislim, emotivno,
Pretpostavljam, ja sam kao...

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Vatra u kontejneru.

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Malo gore-dole.

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Dobro.
Sad, imam nešto

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o kojima treba da razgovaramo
to je donekle ozbiljno.

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- Sada je pun rak?
- Ne, ne.

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Ne, nije to.
šta je to,

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sustizali smo
na projekcijama

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da je vaš prvi doktor
nije uradio.

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Jedan od njih
je kombinovani test,

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i to nam govori da li postoji
hromozomska abnormalnost.

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Šta to znači?

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To bi značilo
postoji veći rizik

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od vaše bebe
Downov sindrom.

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Jer u gerijatriji
trudnoća--

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Gerijatrijski?

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To je samo termin.

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Ali prema
na kombinovani test,

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tražite
uz rizik od 1 od 50

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da vaše dete
ima Downov sindrom.

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Pa, Hriste.

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1 u 50?
To nije tako loše.

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- Šta si ti sadista?
- Sharon.

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Ne, zašto mi treba
to znati?

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Zbog rizika
idealno bi trebalo biti

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tri puta niže,

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i ja sam obavezan
da ti to kažem

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u slučaju
morate se pripremiti

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za bitno drugačije
iskustvo u odgoju djece.

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znaš,
neki ljudi odlučuju

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neće nikad
budi spreman za to.

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dušo--

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zašto--

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Gdje su mi gaćice?

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- Uh--
- Gdje su moji--

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Možeš li da smisliš

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ili izmislite neke dobre vijesti

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za sledeći put kada dođemo?

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Uh, ok.

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Hvala ti.

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Oh. Hej, Melisa,
upravo je ušla.

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U redu. Hvala ti.

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Gdje dovraga
jesi li bio

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Otišao sam do Croydona.

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U redu. Je li to daleko?

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To je oko 13 milja.

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Pa, ako ti ikada zatreba
da to uradim ponovo,

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molim te dozvoli mi da te pratim
blok nazad ili tako nešto.

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U redu.

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sta cemo da radimo?

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Zašto nisi mogao
dođi ovamo i uhvati me
trudna prije deset godina?

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- Šta dođavola
jesi li radio tada?
- Ništa tako kul.

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Zar ne mogu samo da uživam
moja jebena trudnoca?

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Zašto ne mogu da idem
jednom kod doktora

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i ne dobiti bombu

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to me tjera da samo želim
da mi pocupam svu kosu?

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Svaki put vidim srećnu
trudnica na ulici,

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Želim da je udarim.

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Znam.

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I tako mi je žao.

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I ne očekujem ovo

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da te napravim
osjećam se bolje trenutno,

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ali jebena matematika toga
sve je i dalje u našu korist,

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čak i ako je to gora matematika
nego što većina ljudi dobije.

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Ne znam.

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Matematika.

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Matematika.

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Jebeš matematiku.

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Jebeš svaku matematiku.

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Moj ujak Kenny
ima Downov sindrom,

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i on je kul momak.

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- Tvoj ujak Kenny?
- Da.

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Pokazao mi je moju prvu
slika grudi.

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To je bilo u zdravlju grudi
pamflet ili tako nešto.

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Pa, siguran sam
tvoj ujak Kenny

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bilo je super zabavno družiti se
kad si bio mali,

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ali da li se družiš
sa njim sada?

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Jer neko mora.
Zauvijek im treba više pomoći.

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Jeste li spremni za to?

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Pa ne.
Nisam ga vidio u...

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Ali to nije poenta.
Poenta je--

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Ne znam da li jesam
dovoljno dobra osoba

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da mogu pogledati
nakon djeteta sa invaliditetom.

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Nisam ni ja.

234
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Prijatelj mog brata

235
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imao Daunov sindrom,

236
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a njegovi roditelji su bili mirni
pazeći na njega

237
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kada su bili u svojim 70-im godinama.

238
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A onda je tata umro,
a ostala je samo mama.

239
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Viđao sam ih
u supermarketu,

240
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a ona ni jednom
izgledao je sve samo ne staro

241
00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,760
i stvarno, stvarno umoran.

242
00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:36,480
Pa, ko jebem ti
zviždi im na putu
oko supermarketa?

243
00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,000
Znaš, možda su otišli
kući i popušio džoint

244
00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,560
i gledao sudiju Judy,
i odlično se proveo.

245
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sta zelis da radis?

246
00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,320
Da li vam smeta ako mi to ne uradimo
više pričati o tome?

247
00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,880
To se neće dogoditi.

248
00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,080
- Ali ako jeste--
- Nije.

249
00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:00,120
Recite to ovako:
zamislite da imate

250
00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,200
šansa 1 od 100
dobitka na lutriji.

251
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To je 1 prema 50.

252
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U redu. 1 u 50 prilika

253
00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,960
dobitka na lutriji
ako sutra kupite kartu.

254
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,240
Osećam se dobro
o tvojim šansama?

255
00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,640
- Ne, ali--
- Izvoli.

256
00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,120
Ako nisi
osvojiti to,

257
00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,520
zašto bi pobedio u ovom?

258
00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,480
- To je dobra stvar.
- bočna tačka,

259
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lutrija je za
idioti koji dišu na usta

260
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i trebalo bi da bude nezakonito.

261
00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,160
Moja pička tata je naljutio
svaku platu u Ladbrokesu

262
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,240
do dana kada je pucao
sebe u našoj štali.

263
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,320
Jebote, to je dobra torta.

264
00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,640
Ohh. usput,

265
00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,160
Fran misli
Imam aferu.

266
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Našla je račune
od svih naših din-dinova

267
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i prebrzo donosio zaključke,

268
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pa sam morao da joj kažem
Bio sam vani s tobom.

269
00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,920
- Šta?
- U redu je.

270
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,320
Ona želi da se nađe sa tobom
i sredi.

271
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Zašto? Ne, žao mi je.

272
00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,960
Ovo nije dobar trenutak

273
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,440
Ne budi kopile.

274
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,000
Život ide dalje.

275
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:53,000
Zato se ustani i pričaj
mojoj ženi za mene.

276
00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,840
"Spleeny"?

277
00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,520
To nije riječ.

278
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,640
Da, jeste.

279
00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,000
To je riječ.

280
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,840
- Spleeny?
- Da, slezena.

281
00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:09,800
Kao, ako uđem u sobu
sa gomilom ljudskih slezena.

282
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,600
Da. Rekli biste: „Miriše
malo slezeno ovde."

283
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,880
sta? Ne. Rekli smo da
nisu tražili stvari.

284
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,440
Rob, nemoj... Ohh.

285
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,880
ko te zove?

286
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:22,880
Ko me zove?

287
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,040
Da.

288
00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,880
Uh... Oh. Chris.

289
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,600
Fran je saznala Chrisa
a ja sam izlazila,

290
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,440
i želi mene
da odem i razgovaram sa njom.

291
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Ti belend.

292
00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:37,880
Spleeny radi.

293
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,360
To je-- Ti si pobedio.

294
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,560
Da! Banane!

295
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,040
Tako da mislim kada razmislite

296
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,640
sve što se desilo
u 14. veku,

297
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,280
žaljenje na
da li možete pronaći

298
00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:51,720
utičnica za vaše
iPad punjač, Kiki,

299
00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,160
kada ste na odmoru
sa tvojim roditeljima--

300
00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:58,240
U redu, okreni se
do stranice 46, poglavlje 8.

301
00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,000
Samo čitajte odatle.

302
00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:02,000
- Zdravo.
- Zdravo. Je li to gospođa Morris?

303
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,880
- Da, jeste.
- Super.

304
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,680
Mislio sam da imam
pogrešan broj.

305
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,120
zovem
jer dr. Harris

306
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,520
uradio neke testove
sa tobom pre neki dan.

307
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,920
- Da.
- Da.

308
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,640
Došlo je do greške
u rezultatima.

309
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,560
Ispostavilo se da su šanse
hromozomske abnormalnosti

310
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,320
nisu 1 u 50,
kao što ti je rečeno.

311
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,440
- Oh. pa--
- Mm.

312
00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,040
Pa, to je--
Mislim, da li je to--

313
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,120
Zapravo je bliže
do otprilike 1 od 25.

314
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,640
Žao mi je zbog toga.

315
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,080
Nisam siguran
šta se tamo desilo.

316
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,040
Doktor
predložio da uđeš

317
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,960
i razgovarajte o opciji
amniocenteze.

318
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,040
On može preporučiti
stručnjak u toj oblasti.

319
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,240
Javite nam, ok?
Izvini jos jednom.

320
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,840
- Ćao, sada.
- Ćao, sada.

321
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,160
Oh, sranje. Izvini.

322
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,840
U redu je.
Upravo sam bio bolestan.

323
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,400
Samo me izvinite.

324
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,600
Da li je pijana?

325
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,480
Bila je pijana na Božić
koncert prosle godine.

326
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,680
Ahem.

327
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,760
G. Norris nam se ne pridružuje?

328
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,200
br.

329
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,280
Sada je potrebno nedelju dana
da dobijete rezultate testa.

330
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,520
To takođe morate znati
rizik od pobačaja

331
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,560
samo od dobijanja
obavljeni test postoji.

332
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,280
Gospođo Morris?

333
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,120
Izvini. Samo sam, hm,

334
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,920
Samo sam pokušavao da vježbam

335
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,560
kako se psihički snalazim
sa scenarijom košmara

336
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:34,960
da je igla zabodena unutra
moj stomak u vrat moje bebe,

337
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,320
rizikujući pobačaj.

338
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,280
ja ne--

339
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:42,400
Mislim, možeš li reći
nešto da pomogne?

340
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,920
Imaćete
mnogo jasnija slika

341
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,200
vaših perspektiva

342
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,480
sa amnionom.

343
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,800
Odlično.

344
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,120
Hvala.

345
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,040
hm...

346
00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:00,000
pa mislim,
je li bilo još nešto?

347
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,680
Je li mama ovdje?

348
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,240
Mama?

349
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,480
Isuse, ulazi ovamo.
Ti si nered.

350
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,800
Je li tata bio dobro nakon što smo otišli?

351
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,720
Ah, on će to prihvatiti.

352
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,120
Srce mu je prestalo
ritam, ipak, poslije.

353
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,040
Morao je uzeti jednu
njegovih tableta i lezi.

354
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,120
Oh, molim te.

355
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,000
Srce mu je izašlo iz ritma

356
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,400
jer njegova jedina ćerka
udaje se?

357
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,040
- I trudna.
- Da, sa bebom,

358
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,720
nije vombat.

359
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,000
Oh, da, da, da.

360
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,200
Odakle si došao?

361
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,680
Bio sam kod doktora.

362
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:33,960
Zašto?

363
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,600
Pa zato
ja sam trudna.

364
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,560
znaš,
idi kod doktora
kada ste trudni

365
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,080
da ti mogu reći
ako je sve u redu,

366
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,680
znaš,
ako ima problema.

367
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,280
Nisi mogao otkriti nijednu
o tim stvarima u moje vreme.

368
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,120
U moje dane
imao si dva izbora:

369
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,240
ili ti se dopalo šta si imao,
ili ti se nije dopalo

370
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,840
i zakopao si ga
iza starog hrasta.

371
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,840
- Bože oprosti.
- Mama!

372
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,880
Oh, Bože, ne.
Nisam.

373
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,760
Samo-- Pa,
tako je bilo.

374
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:01,160
Ali sve je u redu,
ipak, sa tobom i bebom?

375
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,840
Oh, ne! Kucao si
jebeni idiote!

376
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,120
Des! Pazi na svoje srce!

377
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,720
Da, da.

378
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,040
Ne može biti bolje.

379
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,520
Ah, to je super.

380
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,320
prvo,

381
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:19,200
želim zaista,
bezrezervno se izvinjavam

382
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,200
za način na koji sam se ponašao
kada smo došli na večeru.

383
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,200
U redu je.

384
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,520
Verovatno nisam trebao
toliko se naljutio.

385
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,120
Pa, možda malo
kada ste vikali

386
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,040
o guranju borovnica
up arseholes.

387
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,840
Jesu li borovnice?
Mislio sam da sam rekao orasi.

388
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,480
Pa, to nije ni jedno ni drugo
ovde ni tamo.

389
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,440
Ne, ne, ja--

390
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,760
Pa kako je Jeffrey?

391
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,280
Jeffrey je sjajan.

392
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,160
On će napraviti
njegov debi na West Endu

393
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,080
sa Alanom Rikmanom.
Divan covek.

394
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,760
da li znaš
ima skoro 70 godina.

395
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,760
Ipak, i dalje veoma mišićav.

396
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,760
U svakom slučaju, Rob,

397
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,160
Siguran sam da ste svesni

398
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,480
da Chris i ja
imali nase male...

399
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,800
unutrašnje nesuglasice.

400
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,120
On je veoma lukav čovek.

401
00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,760
- Da, ali on je...
- Veoma zeznuto.

402
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,760
Mm-hmm.

403
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,360
I nije trebao
čuvao te zbog svoje tajne.

404
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,360
jer me to čini
izgledam kao da sam...

405
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,840
kao...

406
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,080
Zaista je teško
biti u braku.

407
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,120
Ponekad
Samo želim da vrištim.

408
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,520
Možda bi trebao.

409
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,600
mislim,
djeca stalno vrište,

410
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,560
i onda su srećni
ostatak vremena.

411
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,960
I odrasli,

412
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,320
pokušavamo samo zadržati
sve stavljeno u kutiju

413
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,240
koji svaki put eksplodira
za neko vreme i povređuje ljude.

414
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,400
Da.

415
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,880
Pa, gospodine.

416
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,240
Zaista mi nedostaje Sharon.

417
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,240
I nisi tako loš
sebe.

418
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,960
Voleli bismo da ga damo
još jedan idi sa vama.

419
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,640
Pa, mogli bismo
okupite se i vrištite,

420
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,080
samo ne jedno na drugo
ovaj put.

421
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,280
Smiješno.

422
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,720
Smiješan si.

423
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,800
Oh, Rob.

424
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,440
Mm. Mm!

425
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,400
Ovo je-- Ne, mi-- Chris.

426
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,520
- Šta--
- Samo sam...

427
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,640
Žao mi je.

428
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,760
- Hej.
- Zdravo.

429
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,280
- Ima nešto--
- Bio sam kod doktora

430
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,000
a da ti ne kažem

431
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,560
jer su zvonili

432
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,280
i rekao da su šanse
više nego što su mislili.

433
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,560
Izvini.

434
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,680
I žao mi je što nisam bio
razgovaram s tobom.

435
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,880
U redu je.

436
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,280
To je zato što ne mogu.

437
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,640
Mislim ima delova
mog srca i mog mozga

438
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,200
da ni ne mogu
posjetite odmah.

439
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,320
Ali želim da znam.

440
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,160
mislim,
Ne znam šta ću...

441
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,160
šta ćemo uraditi
kada saznamo

442
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,960
jer ne mogu ni...

443
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,680
Sve što znam je da treba da znam.

444
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,440
Barem
možemo ga brzo vidjeti,

445
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,040
pošto ih ima, otprilike, osam
ljudi u zemlji

446
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,000
- ko ga može priuštiti.
- Kažu da je najbolji.

447
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,480
Kaže da je najbolji.
Tako arogantno.

448
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,360
Izgleda kao Elton John
na njegovoj web stranici.

449
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,200
Ili kao
da je Elton Džon imao bebu
a Kanye West ga je podigao.

450
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,480
On je Kanye West
amniocenteze.

451
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,320
jesi li dobro?

452
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,560
Kakav samozadovoljni jebač.

453
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:37,000
Švercer od doktora
i arhitekta u kombinaciji.

454
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:40,600
Ne mogu vjerovati da je uputio
sebi kao "Magični prsti".

455
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,400
Želim da budem takav.

456
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,400
Želim biti
samopouzdani klovn.

457
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,560
Bože, dobro je mirisao,
takođe, zar ne?

458
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,680
Oh, da.

459
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,920
sta je to bilo?

460
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,120
Ali ta jebena igla.

461
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,160
Izvini što sam te poslao
van sobe.

462
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,440
Pustio bih te da ostaneš
da nisi čujno plakao,

463
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,800
znaš, da nije
bila komponenta buke.

464
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,720
Ne mogu vjerovati
nije bolelo.

465
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,520
Nije.

466
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,560
Videću tu iglu
u mojim noćnim morama

467
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,600
do dana kad umrem,
ali nije bolelo.

468
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,720
Bićeš
šampion koji se porađa.

469
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,720
samo ćeš zijevati,
i odmah će ispasti.

470
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,440
Zbog moje prostrane vagine?

471
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,840
Hej, mislim, to je kao
udobna mala soba,

472
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,880
kao vešeraj,
ne kao sala za sastanke.

473
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,480
- Zdravo.
- Hej.

474
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,760
Kako si?

475
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,560
Uđi. Uđi.

476
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,040
Je li Rob kod kuće?

477
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,240
Ne. Ne, ne brini.
Znam sve o tome.

478
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:33,720
Oh. U redu.

479
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,160
Šta je rekao?

480
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,560
Samo da mu je žao

481
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,200
i, znaš,
mora da izgleda čudno.

482
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,760
Glupo.

483
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,120
Samo mi je drago
sve je na otvorenom.

484
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,120
Oh.

485
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,400
Veoma ste ljubazni.

486
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,200
Bio je to samo jedan poljubac.

487
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,600
Izvini. sta?

488
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,240
Mislim da Rob i ja oboje
požaliti što se dogodilo.

489
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,040
Rob i ja smo se poljubili.

490
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,720
Bilo je samo
trenutak je ništa.

491
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,000
Bilo je samo--

492
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,040
Jako mi je žao.

493
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,160
Ohh.

494
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,640
Danas sam imao posetioca.

495
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,960
Stvarno?

496
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,280
Da, stvarno.

497
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,080
Fran je došla da me vidi.

498
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,400
Oh, pa...

499
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,520
Jesi li spavao sa Fran?

500
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,720
Oh, moj Bože, ne.

501
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,200
Da li je to ono što ti...

502
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,720
Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.
Poljubila me je.

503
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,760
Ona praktično
pojeo parče moje žvake.

504
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,240
Razlog što sam ja
nije ništa rekao

505
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,680
je zato što nisam
želim da je osramotim.

506
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,120
Moraš mi vjerovati.

507
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,760
Ne znam
u šta vjerovati, Rob.

508
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,440
Ovo se totalno izjalovilo.
Samo sam pokušavao...

509
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,760
Naravno da ti vjerujem.

510
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,880
Kučkin sine!

511
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,760
Tvoje lice.

512
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,080
Oh,
na kolenima si.

513
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,080
Oh, to je tako dobro.

514
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,880
Možda sam dobio malo
ipak zanesen.

515
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,880
Zamolio sam ih da budu kumovi.

516
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,120
Barem imaju
novac ako umremo.

517
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,920
Zdravo.

518
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,000
Da.

519
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,520
U redu. Da.

520
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,840
Hvala vam puno.

521
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,120
Jeste li dobro, gospođice?

522
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,480
Da, super sam.

523
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,120
Ne možeš lagati tamo.

524
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,840
Samo čekam
za mog verenika.

525
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,960
- Jesi li dobro?
- Da.

526
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,440
Uh, bolnica je upravo zvala.

527
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,240
Dakle, sve je u redu.

528
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,560
Vidimo se
za nekoliko mjeseci.

529
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,400
U redu, ljubavi.

530
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,400
Sada ne zaboravite da jedete.

531
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,120
- Ćao, tata.
- Zbogom draga.

532
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,880
- Slušaj, samo...
- Oh, ne, ne budi blesav.

533
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,040
Ne, ne, ne. Za bebu.

534
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,080
ćao.

535
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,800
Zaboga.

536
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,520
Izvini.

537
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,320
Ona je predivna.

538
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,880
Jeste, zar ne?

539
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,200
♪ Ah, ali mogu i ja

540
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,840
♪ Pokušajte uhvatiti vjetar

541
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:31,600
♪ Kad kiša visi
lišće sa suzama ♪

542
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,640
♪ Želim te blizu

543
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,800
♪ Da ubijem svoje strahove

544
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:41,960
♪ Da mi pomogne da odem
sav moj blues iza ♪

545
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:47,400
♪ Za stajanje u tvom srcu

546
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,440
♪ Ovde želim da budem...